Confinement for Us Intellectuals

They say you have to train your brain. I did a sudoku today and had to call 911 with a brain cell tangled up in my pancreas. I think my coconut burned out. Now every time I add up, I get hungry. If I do a subtraction, my right eye closes. And if I try to do a square root, I giggle uncontrollably, although that one’s not new. The ensuing phone call with the health insurance company was like a bad trip: I ended up hungry, with one eye closed and in hysterics. All at the same time.
“Tell me, what’s the problem, sir?”
“A very painful wan. I have a neurin tangled up in my pancreas.

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